“I’ve been everything from a barmaid to a retail assistant to putting together PC boards,” says Kerry. “I’ve done a variety of things in my time before I was a model. I wanted to be a military policeman in the Army and I went for my initial interview, but I was 5’3″ and at that time you had to be at least 5’5″ to join the military police. They asked if I’d like to join as something else but I had my heart set on the military police so I didn’t join. It’s quite a good thing now but at the time I was very upset.” Thank the boob god they told her no. We can’t see Kerry as anything else but a lovely model. Just look at her in this week’s pictorial.
If you want to score points with Kerry on a date, take her to a crime movie. She loves stuff such as Goodfellas, the Godfather series, Casino–all that gritty Scorsese head-drilling stuff. She also likes homegrown gangster films out of England. The Long Good Friday, Sexy Beast, Snatch. Kerry doesn’t mind the gore and violence. So don’t take her to chick-flicks like 13 Going on 30. In fact, we can imagine Kerry playing a British gangster’s object of lust in a movie and playing it very well. And now onto this week’s photo set, which should turn your meat-hammer as purple as Kerry’s sexy knickers and bra.
Thank the boob gods for petroleum products. Before this pictorial is done, Kerry’s exciting body will be glistening like a statue of some fantastic Oil Goddess. The oil shoots and spurts out of nowhere to anoint her world-famous tits. Watch it drip off her under-cleavage like a miniature waterfall to spread down over her full hips, tummy and those powerful, shapely thighs. At the end, Kerry’s entire body, every inch of her velvety skin, is coated and slick with the oil, a shining example of voluptuous viscosity.
“I’ve been busy studying massage therapy,” Kerry says. “My class is all women, except for one bloke. But I feel bad because we practice our techniques with each other and none of the other girls want to with him! It’s really an awkward situation.” Poor guy. Which leads us to speculate having Kerry as a rubdown specialist. Each one of us can immediately visualize, with no hesitation, Kerry rubbing us all over with her boobs, like two giant massage units. First it’s a dry rub, then KM applies oil or cream to her brown, pointy nipples and repeats the massage. For hours and hours. Are we boob maniacs or what?
Kerry Marie always gets excited as a 14 year-old waiting for the next Harry Potter movie, “Harry Potter and the Blah-blah-blah.” Or whatever the hell the next one is called. Kerry has read all the Harry Potter books. Frankly, we know what Harry would be doing if he had a stack of Kerry’s pictures at hand. Magic wand, indeed. Now picture Kerry going to the movie theater in this incredible top and skirt. Now that’s magic. If you missed March ’08 V-mag with Kerry on the cover, order your copy quickly and easily from the Store.
Our Voluptuous Model of the Year winner tries on a little party outfit she bought for a holiday week. Look, it’s see-through! Good Lord! You can see her bra! Get this girl a bodyguard. Make it two. It’s a given that all heads will turn, if not rotate 360 degrees, when Kerry strolls into a nightclub wearing this. Now Kerry’s too nice a girl to cause a ruckus with her boobs on purpose. But she’ll be the center of undivided attention, that’s for sure.